Having just purchased a heavily wooded property, I want the EPA to send me a hefty check for taking that devilish CO2 out of the air and replacing it with oxygen.
If Mark Penn can get $6 million in porkulus money to pay three employees, the US government must have tons of extra tax dollars to give me for saving the planet.
Damn, guys, you WOULD have to bring that to their attention. That rat-like scurrying sound you are hearing is the EPA bureaucRATS hustling to add OXYGEN to the list of greenhouse gases.
We're freaking DOOMED!!
Can’t wait to see what my 17 acres of hay will bring in the form of a government check...heck we let the horses graze it in the winter so we don’t even have to fertilize it. Only carbon footprint is the cutting and baling, and that doesn’t even use 30 gallons of fuel.
Thick as carpet, sucking the CO2 out of the atmosphere and putting back clean, fresh O2.
Yep, gonna get the wife one of them new clothes dryers with the first check. Maybe one with four lines so she can hang out lots of wash at one time (kinda like that multi-tasking we keep hearing about).
Maybe first on their list of targets should be all congressional hearings. And then all congress members.