Source: Woods was treated in intensive care

msnbc ^ | Dec. 7, 2009 | Courtney Hazlett

[La Enchiladita]

Apparently, he was not snoring but had impaired breathing.

[La Enchiladita]

Where are we now? Is this 116?

[techno]

In this day and age everything will eventually come out. There are too many vultures out there willing to pay big bucks to some hourly paid employee who witnessed certain events including what happened at the hospital.

Celebrities are extremely naive if they think they can hide things from anybody anymore.

[Palladin]

Hmmmm...I said this on the very first TW thread—booze+ambien.

Right again!

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Before he was intubated and extubated, he was in-two-bated and ex-two-bated...

[OwenKellogg]

He was treated for iron toxicity.

[Nervous Tick]

>> That was the sound of an airway that wasn’t stable.

...or maybe a golf club rammed so far up your kazoo by an angry spouse that it’s poking you in the diaphragm?

[Nervous Tick]

>> He was treated for iron toxicity.

How do they treat that? With an emergency pingectomy?

[Carley]

Against Medical Advice

When the patient removes himself from the hospital

[La Enchiladita]

Oh yeah, I remember that terminology from my healthcare days.

He did get out of there in one big hurry, and I’m still wondering about Tiger not having shown his face for over 10 days and the possibility of injuries sustained.

[albie]

He had to undergo a serious and painful Nikeoctomy.

[hellbender]

Celebrities are extremely naive if they think they can hide things from anybody anymore.

Does that mean we can expect to see B. Hussein 0bama's birth certificate before the next election? Or ever?

[paddles]

He was taken to intensive care because of his massive recto-cranial insertion.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Apparently, he was not snoring but had impaired breathing."

That happens when your wife cuts your unit off and shoves it down your throat.

[FTJM]

You don't need to see blood tests...

[Pinetop]

Eric Schmitt probably has the footage.

[Pinetop]

Emergency pingectomy...LOL

[Moonman62]

The doctor, who did not treat Woods, said standard protocol “usually involves some sort of step-down — if your condition is serious enough to be admitted to ICU, you don’t go straight home. It points to some extreme privacy measures being taken for that decision to be made.”

I wonder if a hospital room was set up in his home. The police never got to see him, and he hasn't been seen since then. Somebody called in a big favor in order for the prosecutor not to approve the subpoena for medical records.

[La Enchiladita]

Tiger’s case got “special handling” from the get-go, that’s what I have noticed, getting around the law in broad daylight so to speak.

[When do we get liberated?]

I guarantee you if I was drinking “earlier in the day” pulled out of my driveway at 2 Am, hitting 2 stationary objects and needed to go to the ICU, the cops would not ask before they cuffed me and searched my home. Must be good to be a celebrity!