Now It's Seven Under for Tiger (could hit a dozen this week)

Sun - UK ^ | 12-7-2009 | Pete Sampson

[Frantzie]

PORNSTAR Holly Sampson last night became the seventh woman to be named as a mistress of golf star Tiger Woods.

The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is the star of such films as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2".

She has not yet spoken about her involvement with Tiger, 33.

It follows the emergence of 'mistress number six' Cori Rist, 31, who is said to have met Tiger, 33, in a New York club last year.

[Happyinmygarden]

“Tiger is in sex addicts rehab in a couple weeks”

LOL

That’s after he’s seen with Jess Jackson, who will be doing ‘couseling’ [on how to handle the publicity], followed by Bubba Clinton who will issue a statment saying, “Ah feel Tiga’s pain! (and oh, yeah, I asked da boy, how ya’ll git dat many wimin!!)”

[BohDaThone]

I would believe:

A) Tiger is a horndog

B) Lots of skanks are looking for publicity

with equal fervor. Caveat Lector on any particular claim.

[Paladin2]

Tiger is not going to like going into the clubhouse after the front nine are finished holing out.

[sniper63]

"8 women is almost half a golf course."

Would that make him 8 under?

[MrEdd]

High probability.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Hey, what’s wrong with having a fan club?

Fan clubs are cool. Fanny clubs are frowned on by your typical spousal unit though.

[paddles]

All they need is eleven, add in the wifey, and somebody’s gonna make a lot of jing with a Tiger Woods calendar.

[Jane Austen]

And aftr rehab he will pull a Jimmy Swaggart and cry and say he is a new person.

[harpu]

In no particular order...

Kalika Moquin, 27
Jaime Grubbs, 24
Rachel Uchitel, 34
Mindy Lawton, 33
Jamie Jungers, 26
Corie Rist, 31
Holly Sampson, 36

[The_Victor]

Would that make him 8 under?

Well, if you believe the NY Post, he would appear to have completed the first nine holes.

[scoobysnak71]

Sorry, disagree. Fake boobs. Nasty AND guilty, imho.

[safetysign]

List the hazards:

can trap
mouth of green
lips of cup

[deport]

It will be interesting to see the reception that will be shown at the different golf events he attends next year. Signs, taunts, chants, boos, who know what the public will show for or against him. I’m sure the PGA will try to control what goes and TV will not show it but I bet some displeasure will be shown toward him.

[laterldf]

What’s Wilt the Stilt’s record (or Magic Johnson’s)? That’s the over/under line.

Lew, in Ks.

[Flpoop]

I was told that over the weekend there was a bikini-clad woman at the community gate holding a sign which read, “hey Tiger I’ll have sex with you for $500,000 and I won’t tell anybody!!!!”. I haven’t confirmed that yet, however.

[2001convSVT]

What is the big deal with women coming out saying that Tiger slept with them? Big Deal! Tiger doesn't have to pay them a cent (unless there is a child). Tiger's only financial obligations is to his wife and family. The women Tiger slept already got to play with his putter, and that's all they get, unless you consider there new reputation as tramps.

[angcat]

Tiger is on his way of making John Daly look like a Boy Scout...

I was thinking A-Rod.

[paddles]

the back nine....

[Callahan]

Tiger isn’t paying off his stable of hoes out of obligation, he’s paying them so that they don’t spill the lurid and embarrassing details to the tabs.

[Bronzy]

Limbaugh always says that indiscretions of the stars of the left are resume enhancements.