[Lancey Howard]

Q. How is Tiger Woods like a baby seal?
A. They’ve both been “clubbed” by Norwegians.

[GLDNGUN]

They’ve both been “clubbed” by Norwegians.

Bada-Boom-tish!

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?

Did you see Nike's new motto in their Tiger Woods ads? "Just Do Me".

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. You, too, Tiger!