[Cvengr]

If the WH had leaked she was his mistress, it would probably have been less newsworthy.

Or

Maybe Tiger’s affairs are merely a diversion to lessen the public response to an inevitable panoply of mistresses to the Zero.
ie
If Tiger has this many mistresses, how many would one expect from the Zero?

[The Comedian]

If Tiger has this many mistresses, how many would one expect from the Zero

Um, I don't think you understand.

How can I put this...

Obama is a catcher for the other team.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.