In the movie A Guide for the Married Man one of the rules Robert Morse teaches Walther Matthau about being a successful adulterer is to never have the tryst in your own home. To illustrate the point in the movie Terry Thomas takes Jayne Mansfield home when the wife is out and she them misplaces her bra. Leaving Terry to worry about the wife one day finding the missing bra.
Tiger is too arrogant to care about that.
Another of the rules was “deny, deny, deny.” So, whatever your wife sees, just tell her it’s not true. I think we see this one played out in other arenas every day. :)
Why didn't he just start wearing nylon stockings with a garter belt? When the bra turns up the wife thinks it's his.
By the way, I've seen that movie. All-star cast, like a big satchel of cameos.
"Deny, deny, DE-NY." Even if she walks in on you. DENY.