I was in a restaurant the other day. An AA guy in a tie who looked a LOT like Tiger was having lunch. He seemed like a pleasant guy. It probably will suck now to look like Tiger now.
There's a gorgeous girl that frequents a local Starbucks I go to that is the spitting image of Tiger. She could be his sister. Beautiful skin and long black hair.
Thought about asking her out but then I'm not sure I could get the thought of Tiger out of my mind as we....um...ahem.