[unkus]

Simple: Tiger was trying to get away from a woman riled.

[SierraWasp]

Kinda like that antique video game called "Pong!" Right???

gitmos

[Deagle]

The whole episode is disgusting! He has proven to be just another narcissist and she had show that she is just another whore working for the money. Doubt that the kids even entered into either of their minds. Both have lived up to the standards of today’s morality.

I despise both of them!

[FreedomOfExpression]

I was hoping for a diagram. Perhaps the smoking gun will have the report soon? Or maybe we will have to settle for another Chinese animation.

[FTJM]

There was no alcohol involved, he was not driving under the influence and he did not have affairs with any one of those women. Also, he apologizes for his transgressions.

[babygene]

What the hell’s wrong with that woman? It’s her duty to keep him content...

[snarks_when_bored]

Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren, 29, are desperately trying to save their marriage and have been undergoing marriage counselling sessions several times daily at their home in Orlando, Florida.

When the couple married on Oct. 5, 2004, in a wedding at the exclusive Sandy Lane resort in Barbados, Mrs Nordegren signed an agreement which staggered payments and was initially modest by A-list celebrity standards.

It is said to have given her the right to $20 million (£12 million) after 10 years of marriage.

In light of Woods' recent "transgressions" the amount has been increased to $75 million

Unfortunately, it says something unflattering about Elin that she would consider staying with this guy if he just quadruples his payoff to her. They're just haggling about the price now...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

A serious concussion would probably cause somebody to drive like that. Now how did the concussion happen?

[Lil Flower]

Sounds to me like she beat his _ss senseless and that's why he drove so erratically out of their driveway.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Easily done while watching an angry wife chase you, in the rear view mirror, with a golf club.

[blueplum]

Tiger Woods was driving so erratically before his mysterious car crash that he careered into bushes and hedges, up two concrete curbs and swerved across a whole street before ploughing into a fire hydrant and a tree.

and ended up asleep on the driveway, snoring
(according to an eyewitness neighbor).

[Selmore]

Rehab in 3, 2, 1....

[Selmore]

My wife said what if he took his prescribed Ambien and was knocked out (or almost) and still chatting with that girl and then he got busted by his wife and the fight started and tiger tried to get the heck out of there.

[iowamark]

[fightinJAG]

This type of pinball trajectory (as you call it) is quite typical of highly impaired (drugs or alcohol) driving.

It’s not quite as typical of angry driving, which tends to go wrong once the driver gets up more speed.

[Redcloak]

One point of impact per bimbo?

[Selmore]

Imagine having to defend your horndog ways to Wife, Mom, and Mother in Law.

I'd pop a few pills too.

[DCPatriot]

This is supposed to explain the bruises on both sides of the head and face?

[NormsRevenge]

Ambien?

Ask Patrick Kennedy how it affected his driving.

[Clinging Bitterly]

In other news, President Obama announces surrender to Al Queda effective Feb. 2012. Says the cost of continued war conflicts with other priorities.