[KingLudd]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, “does this taste funny to you?”

[SunkenCiv]

“But momma, I don’t like baby sister.”

“Shut up and eat what’s put before you.”

[MaxMax]

One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals.
There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25.
The visiting cannibal asked,

"How come politicians cost so much?"

The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"