[Red in Blue PA]

LOSER!

[BluH2o]

Good one ... Tiger would probably agree. The old adage ‘the f***ing your getting, ain't anything like the f***ing you're going to get when your wife catches you’ certainly applies here. Generations of married men have chuckled at that one, thinking it will never apply to them ... I'm smarter than the run of the mill philander. Until, of course, their manhood is put in a very tight vice ... and squeezed very slowly by their very pissed off better half who finds out their hubby is screwing around.