Chef will be very disappointed... /South Park reference
Chef: Uhh... Look, all you need to know is, Ms. Ellen’s a lesbian, and that means she only likes OTHER lesbians.
KYLE: Weak, dude. She only likes other lesbians?
STAN: Hey, man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too!
KYLE: Hey, Yeah!
CARTMAN: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian! That makes me quarter lesbian!
STAN:I can’t wait for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am!
CARTMAN: I’m a bigger lesbian than you
STAN: No, you’re a FATTER lesbian than me.
KYLE: Screw you guys, I’m KING lesbian!!