Tiger Voicemail -- My Wife Is Onto Us (audio)

TMZ ^ | 12/2/09 | TMZ Staff

[Callahan]

Tiger Tiger burning bright.

[NativeNewYorker]

[Dr. Ursus]

Time for the tried and true-” The bitch set me up!”

[Rutles4Ever]

Can we please stop idolizing these idiots now?

What a scumbag.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Steve Garvey II.

[MNlurker]

Oh my...he’s in trouble.

[domenad]

Awwww Tiger. Say, you know what half of a crapload of money is? Well you’re going to find out soon.

[org.whodat]

Don’t we have a little old ladies gossip section!!

[dfwgator]

This is why, if you absolutely have to cheat, make sure it’s with another married person, who has just as much to lose if the affair is discovered.

[toast]

Nice picture.

[Callahan]

Voice message II:

“Hey babe it’s Tiger. One more thing, whatever you do don’t save my voicemails and texts for months so you can show them to your skeezy friends and later sell them to the tabloids thereby making me look like a giant tools and ruining my clean cut corporate pitchman image. Also, you should start referring to me by a codename. I’m thinking “Liger” because it is a combination of a Lion and a Tiger and pretty much the most awesome imaginary animal ever. Thanks again for the prostate massage. Bye.”

[yoe]

(Jaimee Grubbs) is a trophy hunter....and Tiger fell for this....he should stick to golf, something he knows about.

[Cheetahcat]

He has two kids with her? that guy is in Big trouble. I am sure Jessee or Al will be along soon with the race slant to this.

[ZX12R]

Better sell your Gillette stocks, Shankapotomus.

[Callahan]

Bill Clinton learned that lesson the hard way but I’m certain that is his current MO.

[lady lawyer]

Now, that’s funny.

[mentor2k]

I agree with you. It’s his business what he does in his personal life.

[Petronski]

Literally LOL

[dfwgator]

Tiger has been doing a little too much ‘night putting.’

[Gillmeister]

The aura has started to wear off the mighty Tiger. Maybe the idiots like Dan Hicks and Johnny Miller can stop idolizing him, and actually admit he hits some bad shots every now and then.