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Tiger’s Alleged Mistress — For Gloria’s Ears Only
Posted Nov 29th 2009 1:28PM by TMZ Staff
Rachel Uchitel — the alleged “other woman” in Tiger Woods’ life — is on her way to Los Angeles to meet with the one and only ... Gloria Allred.
We caught up with Rachel outside her NYC apartment early this morning and again at JFK airport.
She’ll be meeting with Gloria today, and — if history is any market — you can expect a good ol’ Gloria Allred news conferene on Monday — we’re guessing 11:30 AM PT.
We know the drill.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-rachel-uchitel-gloria-allred-video/#ixzz0YHa1IcJZ
Playboy spread coming.
Gotta post again. I think my version is funny.
So Tiger and his wife are having breakfast.
Wife- “What’s this in the Enquirer?”
Tiger- “Er, um, those jeans sure do make you look FAT!”
Not a good way to start the day.
Sometime in the afternoon Tiger was sitting on the couch, in the living room.
His wife sits down next to him and asks “What on the TV?”
“Dust” he replied.
and the wife fuming from the earlier insensitive comment storms off in a huff saying something about “Tiger sleeping outside until he becomes a little more domesticated”.
Tiger puts a hand to forehead saying to himself “Geesh!”
They didn’t speak to each other for the rest of the night. Tiger fell asleep on the couch, in the media room and at 2 in the morning, heard the screech of a banchee and something about a “...G&)*&damn toilet down or up...!” realizing he committed a capital offense by leaving the toilet seat up, he rubs his eyes and fumbles looking for his car keys.
Making a hasty retreat to the garage his wife cuts him off. She is breathing heavy, with her hair everywhere and stuff coming out of her eyes. Additionally, she is nervously gripping a 3 Wood and suddenly screams “What’s with the car keys Mr. Can’t do anything wrong? Hmmm? Going to see your harlot? Well, thanks for pointing out My Fat ass, which just took a dunk in gold plated toilet”.
Tiger laughed a little, nervously and because the whole thing was just funny and that is when she lost it.
That is all took and she screamed “You a Tiger? Humph!! I am the Lion and Queen of this jungle. I am in the mood to go hunting, game on!”.
Then she started swinging.
A bit a long story but that may be what happened.
Bet she’s pregnant.
there is a reason why adultery is considered a major sin by all the worlds religions ( and even a few plagiarism cults)
Mindful marriages are a sacred trust ,and once that trust is broken , in deceit and deception , that trust is broken .
One might be able to forgive , or make a mighty attempt to , but one can never forget and the original trust is very hard , if not impossible , to find again. Previously trusting easygoing loving relationships are stained by the taint of suspicion , even if innocent . One never can be sure again.
Children can feel it . No amount of talking , or therapy
or gifting can cure the damage once done . Perhaps only if both turn to the Lord and repent and ask for forgiveness .
Maybe....it’s tough . I know .
LOL Gloria Allred, can Jesse and Al be far behind?
Even Schumer doesn’t fight for camera space like Allred.
Next step of what?
The shemale is about to turn on Tiger.
Yeah, right.
Oh gosh... didn’t see that coming.