"Just tell me her name, Tiger, and I'll forget the whole thing" (and then the fight began)
Posted on 11/29/2009 5:27:34 AM PST by Federalist Patriot
Here is video of a local news report on the Tiger Woods accident, which shows some photos taken by an unidentified neighbor. The photos show Woods' Cadillac Escalade up against a tree, with a golf cart parked next to it. Neighbors say two golf clubs were found in the street, and the back window of Woods' Escalade was smashed in. . . . (VIDEO)
(Excerpt) Read more at freedomslighthouse.com ...
Definitely a traffic hazard, that's why I always used a pond.........
His wife must be a tornado when pissed off.
Viking’s blood from Harold Bluetooth!!!
Just for future reference, what is the club of choice to use in bashing in a car’s windows?
Just IMHO, I think booze was involved too. Why would they not want to make statements to the Officers there.
Good question. I think a sand wedge would be best. I keep one in the car to use in case of emergencies. hehehehe
A wedge also makes a dandy walking stick for someone about 5’6”.
generally speaking. whenever a cop suspects Domestic Violence and nobody wants to talk, they ARREST BOTH OF THEM. Is this SPECIAL treatment they are receiving? Should Tiger also be charged Conspiracy to Obstruct Justice, and Obstruction???
If this was you or I we would be on the phone to a Bail Bondsman as we speak.
As was suggested in other threads, either a mashie or a b*tching wedge...
Mrs. Woods has got to stop having The National Enquirer delivered th their house at 2 o’clock Friday morning. I can imagine her reaction this past Friday, “Hey, Tiger, you’re on the front page of the Enquirer ... let’s see what they say about you ....”.
Saw her picture driving away- she used to be a beauty, now she looks rode hard and put away wet- what is she, coked up or on meth?
“post partum depression” is a perfect defense, Tiger's life insurance is bigger payout than alimony
Tiger must be sleeping with a bodyguard from now on
Tiger woods doesn’t have to say a damn thing to the police.
Have you ever heared of the 5th Amendment right against self incrimination?
Why is this interesting?
Not saying he was drunk or coked, just thought the song fit , 'cause he crashed in to a tree.
Let me see if I have this right. Woods would not have to testify against his wife, is that correct?
If so, then this boils down to a fender bender and his insurance company foots the bill for the car, the fire hydrant and perhaps a tree.
Where's that picture of George Bailey's crashed into the tree?
See, Woods will be glad to have a busted lip, just like George was.
A busted lip sure beats the alternative.
She was as beautiful as hundreds of pictures, airbrushing and careful poses could make her.
Rarely do you see a woman in nature who looks like a magazine model. Because they don’t exist. Every single one of them has a pimple somewhere on their ass or thighs. Or as my dad used to put it in his folksy wisdom...even the most beautiful woman in the World has to take a s***.
I’d say because it fulfills people’s need to see and revel in the fact that even if you have everything in the World...at some point it still isn’t going to be enough. And you’ll be fighting like fishwives.
"Just tell me her name, Tiger, and I'll forget the whole thing" (and then the fight began)
Hell hath no fury like a woman in danger of losing her gravy train.
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