[kcvl]

November 28, 2009

Tiger not out of woods as police look to probe car crash and wife’s rescue

He “was on the ground, semi-unconscious and had lacerations to the upper and lower lips,” Saylor said, adding that Woods’s wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash a window of his SUV to get him out.

Nordegren “explained to my officers that the doors were locked and she could not gain entry” into the crashed vehicle, so she “used a golf club” to smash a window, he said.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article6936051.ece

[the invisib1e hand]

Nordegren “explained to my officers that the doors were locked and she could not gain entry” into the crashed vehicle, so she “used a golf club” to smash a window, he said.

you know, put that way, it's almost plausible....

But why did he lock the doors?

[the invisib1e hand]

I'm here to rescue you, Tiger!

[Yaelle]

Oh my gosh, the headlines in the UK! “Tiger Not Out of Woods”! “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”!!