[New Yawk Minute]

If he had to cheat..did he have to pick someone so fugly?

His wife is beautiful.

[PapaBear3625]

If he had to cheat..did he have to pick someone so fugly?

Perhaps she was just more cheerful company. Or perhaps she was "in the mood" far more often. Or just somebody he could talk to more easily. Beauty isn't everything.

[Dubh_Ghlase]

I agree. However, having married a Scandinavian bride myself, I know they have a side that is rooted in the Vikings legacy for kick-a$$. They like the attention, but don't cross them! The backlash can be murderous!

I think 33 years qualifies me to be able to report on this...

However, like Tiger's wife, mine is more beautiful now than when I married her!

[lt.america]

“If he had to cheat..did he have to pick someone so fugly”

Agree. You can find a stripper like that at any major city establishment with “Gold” or “Platinum” somewhere in the name. Not that I would know from personal experience :)

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“If he had to cheat..did he have to pick someone so fugly?”

With all due respect to your comment, maybe the word “hogly” (like in “hog”-ly) would be a better fit?

Just asking. Your thoughts?

My best regards.

[andy58-in-nh]

For some reason, I am reminded of this piece of dialogue from the movie Analyze This:

Dr. Sobel: Okay. Do you have marriage problems?
Paul Vitti: No.
Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Sobel: Why can't you do those things with your wife?
Vitti: Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my children goodnight with. What's the matter with you?