Rachel's on the left.
I guess it must be the Canadian health care that's responsible for your poor vision.
Posted on 11/28/2009 10:27:40 AM PST by milwguy
Tiger Woods' shocking car crash has put the world's spotlight on Rachel Uchitel -- the New York City party girl who has been caught up in a cheating scandal with the multimillionaire golf superstar, in a story reported exclusively by the NATIONAL ENQUIRER in its new issue.
The ENQUIRER's blockbuster cover story was verified with polygraphs, multiple sources and an on-the-record exclusive interview with one of Rachel's friends.
And now The ENQUIRER has caught Rachel in a slew of contradictions during the past 24 hours as she's been questioned by other media about her relationship with Tiger.
The ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively in its print edition that the 34-year-old brunette, who has a reputation for dating married celebrities, has been telling friends about a jet-set liaison with 33-year-old Tiger that began in June.
Multiple sources, who passed polygraph tests, say Rachel told them that she and Tiger also stay in touch during his frequent travels through phone calls and "sexting," sending each other racy text messages on their cell phones.
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
the first thing that comes to my mind is:
Head hung low;
“I was out of my mind and drunk”
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
LOLOLOLOL
Beauty is my Italian wife, Sophia Loren and Ann Margaret. By the way, beauty is not always seen by just the eyes!
anyone can lucky at the crap table once.... Oh wait you aren’t saying?.... LOL
If Tiger went with that tranny looking SKANK and getting caught, I would almost expect Elin to do more dammage than she did! I can’t blame her! BTW, she is even prettier in person!
Maybe the mistress has some hidden talents, especially in the sack.
You mean like the way they “injured” the family of John Edwards?
Rachel's on the left.
I guess it must be the Canadian health care that's responsible for your poor vision.
Agree. You can find a stripper like that at any major city establishment with “Gold” or “Platinum” somewhere in the name. Not that I would know from personal experience :)
He has one of the biggest EGOS I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing!
Geesh, Tiger must be a dope. He will end up sharing all his wealth with heaven knows who.
All for the bimbo. Whatevah.
To 37 - Woods’ wife is very pretty, the mistress looks like a bimbo.(If by “attractive” you refer to their appearance)
Does Steven Tyler look this good in a bikini?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-crash-suv-cops-story-florida-highway-patrol/
Tiger's Wife Changed Her Story
Posted Nov 28th 2009 1:11PM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, changed the story she told the first officer on the scene, according to law enforcement sources.
The Windemere Police Department says Tiger's wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we've learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club. Our sources will not allow us to be more specific.
And we've learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger's SUV -- putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.
As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman ... and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.
We're told cops will interview Tiger and his wife later today.
UPDATE: A neighbor tells TMZ they saw cops show up at Tiger's house this morning -- only to get turned away again. Tiger's wife, Elin, was spotted (below) driving out of the Isleworth subdivision in Windermere earlier today.
Hmmm, she looks rather full-figured in that photo.
“What is the penalty for playing the wrong hole?”
About half a billion dollars, I reckon;)
Let’s quit w the garbage folks....
Tiger is asking for a Mulligan.
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