From Jim Treacher :
She likes third place and she cannot lie
You other anchors can’t deny
When a dwarf rolls in with a belly full of gin
And the cougar-booty moves begin
You get sick
No pulse in your dick
‘Cause you notice that chick is Couric
Gasp, she’s worse than Elaine.
...When ya get dat notion
Putcha backfield in motion
Doin’ da’ butt
OWWWW.....