The fact that he can’t play golf is not his fault. There are so few golf courses in Indonesia.
Besides, like everything else, it’s Bush’s fault.
Darth Cheney cast a spell on the one’s golf clubs so that when swung, the head angle changes to make the worst possible shot. Man, I wish I had Cheney’s power.
A fact quickly pointed out in the article, which is careful to blame "his golf stance and his swing, both of which were conspiring against him."
Nothing is his fault.