My family and I will still not be changing our plans to feast on Hope and Change. I hear it is the delicious and a great calorie conscious alternative to Turkey. I have a recipe that also includes some baked stimulus with a stuffed Taxes and fried Porkulous.
In other news, HR112909 has been hotly debated and is set to pass before T-day. The original version banned the murder of turkeys for consumption during the months of November and December. Thankfully, because of the hawkish resistance and vigorous objection to the freedom stripping bills, republicans have negotiated to have an amendment included that will allow the cooking of turkey if a turkey enters an oven of it's own free choice on Thanksgiving morning between the hours of 7:00 AM and 9:00 AM.
Have a great T-day.
You had me going there for a moment, but you went way over the line. The Republicans don’t have balls anywhere near that big.