I have idea for Booolsheeeet Pizzeo Energy Generator:
Take the output of the piezzzoo microphonies in Congress, rectify the current, charge batteries and sell it back to them, tax included.
I like it. Lots of Hot BS produced in congress.
I have an idea, we could hook up all the members of the house and senate, the cabinet members, all the czars, the president and vp and have them run generators like hamsters. We should be able to power at least one small city, in between running in the wheel they can sling enough BS to power another small city. Finally, a solution that works. They would be far more usefull and less likely to screw up American doing that then they do when actually doing their jobs.