[crazyhorse691]

I am lucky that the super top secret govt. agencies don’t communicate well with each other as all the low flying black helicopters over my house disrupt the chem trails...and keep knocking my tin foil hat off my head.

[sheik yerbouty]

Things have gotten so bad that I’m using tin cans and a string..

[sig226]

I’m working on a new product for the tin foil hat demographic that’s like the spray on hair from Jerome Russell. My marketing team believes that if morons will pay $19.95 to spray paint their heads, looney toons will spend ten times that to spray paint their heads bright silver and make sure the zoomies can’t get them. It's an aluminum foil deflector beanie that never comes off! The best part is that after we make a million dollars selling the spray cans, we can sell our list of certified paranoiacs to the government.

Of course, we’ll deny everything.