We peasants should just relax and eat cake, so that we may reflect on the joy of having our chains rest so lightly upon us.
"Why are you people so upset, and why am I tied to this post? Is that a lit match?"...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
“Why are you people so upset?”
Yeah, just bend over.......