[Daffynition]

[earlJam]

NED: You understand the Santa’s at Bloomfields are making double what you are?

KRAMER: Double?

NED: I bet the beard itches doesn’t it?

KRAMER: You got that straight.

NED: So when you get a rash all over your face in January do you think Coleman’s will be there with a medical plan?

MICKEY: Look, you take that commie crap out into the street.

/snip

KRAMER: Ho ho ho ho A racing car set! Those are assembled in Tai Wan by kids like you. And these Coleman pigs, they sell it at triple the cost.

KID: But I want a racing car set.

KRAMER: You see kid, you’re being bamboozaled. These capatalist fat cats are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.

KID: Hey, this guy’s a COMMIE!

MICKEY: Hey, kid, quiet... Santa is not a Commie.

[Thrownatbirth]

Just bring your Santy-Wrap.

[sig226]

The 200 or so Santas who volunteer to visit sick or grieving children through Santa America will be washing their suits daily instead of weekly and will not be wearing gloves this year so they can wash their hands frequently, Berger said.

These people have a lobby? They should have a Mommy.