This little piggy had swine flu, this little piggy had none.
One of the most common venereal diseases, Gonorrhea can be easily cured -- or avoided. Know the risks.
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(Gonorrhea Petri Dish gift pack)
The tropics have coconuts, soft beaches, clear water, shiny fish, colorful birds, steel drums, umbrella drinks. And Malaria.
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(Malaria Petri Dish gift pack)
Are you tired? Working too hard? Feeling a bit cranky? Do you think you might have sleeping sickness? This little fellow will sing you a lullaby you'll never forget.
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(Sleeping Sickness Petri dish gift pack)
Feeling achy? Cranky? Tired? This little guy rides the tick-express straight to your favorite vacation spot. He'll give you a weekend away you'll never forget.
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(Lyme disease Petri dish gift pack)
“cuddle with a Bacillus” ping.
It was hairpin county and switchback city
One of 'em looked like a can full of worms
Another one looked like malaria germs
I never knew just what a malaria germ looked like. Until now.
I asked for these for Christmas a few years ago. “ThinkGeek.com” has them. Didn’t get any, though.
Ok, that’s just wrong. I love it. :-)