[The Comedian]

I promise they will have no trouble taking my firearms, because if they get that close, I'll already be out of ammo, and the rifling in the barrels will be just about smoothed out anyway.

But my goodness, the trek they're going to have to make to get that squirrel rifle from my cold, dead fingers will make them long for hell...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[rahbert]

I just aquired a new HS 4-groove barrel for my ‘03 and
a new RA 12-43 two-groove barrel for my 03A3, my M1 has
a new Douglas barrel and I have a spare NOS barrel for
my AG42 Ljungmann. Get your rifles rebarreled while parts
are still available.

[Vendome]

Let the squirrel go, for the children.