Uh.......
Are you logged in?
LOL
It’s a joke. There have been a few noob like trolls in the past who had ... issues... with being able to log in, had to get new screen names because they got Zotted, things of that nature. So asking someone if they are logged in is something of a joke. It’s sort of like asking someone on a live Chat board if their computer is plugged in.
Actually, the question, “Am I logged in?” started here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b8442584e69.htm