they just didn't until the honeymoon night! So I got my cousin Wick... 
to dress up as a preacher for Halloween--
Funny how that forbidden fruit... 
taste the best, eh?
But then you have to pick the seeds... 
out of between your teeth with a crowbar!
I’m impressed. I’ve gotten girls from UT, U of Houston, Tech, A&M, Harvard and Tulane, but in all my single career in Waco, I NEVER dated a Baylor girl. Way too high maintenance for me.
A Baylor girl walks into an exclusive shop and accidentally drops and breaks a $10,000 vase. The shopkeeper goes, “Oh NO!” She says, “Oh, it’s okay. I’m not hurt.”
Gee Bend, I always loved the picture you sent me of the two of you...
