[The Comedian]

2012 is the peaceful means for bringing about change within the system.

Uh huh.

We're in an airtight room, with 12 hours of air left, up to our ankles in gasoline, the Democrats are in the corner throwing lit matches at us and each other, and your suggestion is to wait 3 years for the cavalry to show up and take their matches away.

There's a fine line between patience and denial-flavored fatal gullibility.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Mr. Blonde]

So what would be your answer if there were no questions about Obama’s eligibility?