It’s a shame when an adult doesn’t have a sense of humor...
I’m sure you two know about meeps, meep out!
You have to understand that kids have no respect for anyone and are
not required too. So anything they say that does not conform to any adult teachers
standard is considered an insult.
Okay, I think I officially became old today. I don't know how to turn off my cell phone and I don't know what meeps means.

I'm going to go pick out a cane and a nice "retirement community". Maybe a nice chain for my glasses, too, and join a canasta group.