CANDICE Who are you to judge my womanly soul? The Goddess flames that burn in my memory aren't dark. Dare you call them dark! Here lies the Goddess truth of my body.
CANDICE The Goddess that cries, "Freedom!" Here is the Goddess truth of my womanly being You are my blossom, my flame. When we make love, it's like the sun is right outside the door.
HER BLOSSOM Then make love to me, right now.
I said, and I quote: "This is going to suck. The movies are all going to have subtitles (I hate subtitles) and they'll be about a bunch of gays exploring their feelings."
Mrs WBill, of course, said "Nononononono. Nothinglikethat. It'll be fun. Trust me."
The first movie onscreen was subtitled, and about a couple of German Lesbians. Think "Witness to Denial", only without the hot chicks, great dialog, and high standards of acting+editing.
I stand vindicated. And, I've not let her forget about it, yet. It's been about 10 years, though. I've pretty much used it up and beaten it to death. :-)