To: JoeProBono
I sleepwalked once. My wife and the woman's irate husband never bought it. To this day, I swear I was sleep walking and do not have any idea how I wound up in that woman's bed. I fell asleep at work, sleepwalked to my car, sleep drove to her house, then sleepwalked inside and got in her bed. Somehow, no one yet has believed this story but I am sticking to it no matter what.
3 posted on
11/07/2009 5:33:11 AM PST by
Bad Jack Bauer
(Fat and Bald? I was BORN fat and bald, thank you very much!)
To: Bad Jack Bauer
5 posted on
11/07/2009 5:41:35 AM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Bad Jack Bauer
Somehow, no one yet has believed this story but I am sticking to it no matter what. "A Guide for the Married Man". 1967
Ed Stander (Robert Morse): "Deny, deny, deny!
Paul Manning (Walter Matthau): "But what if...?"
Ed Stander: "Deny!"
Paul Manning: "But then..."
Ed Stander: "Deny!"
Paul Manning: "Wouldn't I...?"
Ed Stander: "Deny, deny, deny!"
8 posted on
11/07/2009 6:26:04 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.)
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