[goseminoles]

Thanks for sharing! I think as one gets older, we get a little more reluctant to “squeeze” a fart. Never know what’s gonna happen.

[I Buried My Guns]

I don't mind sharing a story if it for the greater good of all. This is one of those inspiring, heartwarming tales that I share for the good of all mankind. When these epic occurences like this happen folks tend to panic; my vignette will hopefully give folks a light at the end of the tunnel and a tactic for beating the raging $hits head on. Don't be a victim of the raging Shits!

I hope my story helps others. I should mention that the "Use your underwear as TP in emergencies" thing is an old concept that predates me. An old timer tought me it when I was a kid. He did not demonstrate it, though. Just told me.

FYI: Obviously, you'll get more wipes with boxers than briefs.