Thank God our forefathers weren't as ball less as most of you are today, otherwise we would still be living like ants on the east coast.
PS, let the quarterback get hit. He's supposed to be a football player too.
Keep an eye on Derek Jeter.
Hey, wait a minute - don't blame women for this!
You can blame Brian France, I can get you his address in Daytona if you like.
As far as football goes, I don't care anymore. I will keep my reasons to myself.