[Junior_G]

That is a seriously hilarious rundown of Smallville. I’ve never watched the show and probably never will; but I feel you’ve told me everything I need to know about it.

[fr_freak]

Smallville is horrible TV, but it would be perfect for a drinking game:

1) if Clark, despite lightning fast reflexes and x-ray vision, runs into a kryptonite rock, take a shot. If he runs into an entire room full of Kryptonite, take 2 shots.

2) If a girl saves Clark's butt, take a shot. If she does it using bad ass martial arts ninja moves, take 2 shots. If she scolds Clark like a redheaded stepchild afterward, take 3 shots.

3) If, upon confronting some alien/super bad guy, Clark immediately finds himself on the receiving end of a vicious pimp slap that knocks him through a wall and makes him bleed out of the corner of his mouth, take a shot. If the bad guy then ridicules Clark's manhood afterward, take 2 shots.

You get the idea. Just don't make any serious plans for the next day.