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To: McGarrett
What always puzzled me about Star Trek was where were the bathrooms or I guess it would be the head on a navy ship.
147 posted on 11/02/2009 6:47:38 PM PST by Polynikes (Viene una tormenta)
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To: Polynikes

It’s obvious...they’d evolved so far that they never excreted, much less have it stink.


168 posted on 11/02/2009 8:33:43 PM PST by McGarrett (Book'em Danno)
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To: Polynikes

As James Doohan replied when asked about that very question, “Why did we need bathrooms? We had phasers.”


193 posted on 11/03/2009 7:49:41 AM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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To: Polynikes

There were bathrooms in everyone’s quarters, they just never showed them.

Really, how often do you see someone on a non-SF series visiting the john?


216 posted on 11/03/2009 9:29:56 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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To: Polynikes

There were bathrooms in everyone’s quarters, they just never showed them. They don’t show them in any of the six Star Wars movies, either...or in the Alien films...you get the idea. BTW, there was a great book that came out during the late Eighties (about the time of Star Trek IV) called “Mr. Scott’s Guide to the Enterprise” that I still have, with enough info about the refit Enterprise to send any nerd to geek Nirvana. It even had floor plans for crew quarters, and there was a “refresher” in each one. Even some of the department maps (like recreation, IIRC) had refreshers on them.

And anyway, how often do you see someone on a non-SF series visiting the john? Other than Al Bundy, it’s not an issue. I’ve never seen Michael Weston’s bathroom, for example, or his Mom’s.

One thing that was funny was that when a role playing game company (I think it was West End Games) published a map of the interior of the Millenium Falcon, there wasn’t a bathroom anywhere on the ship. Since your average hyperspace trip takes a few days (and in the WEG rules any trip took at least 24 hours) it appears Han and Chewie were carrying a large chamber pot around...or maybe there was a portajohn in the cargo hold.


218 posted on 11/03/2009 9:38:23 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (We're right! We're free! And we'll fight! And you'll seeeeeeee!)
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