Houston Toxins at Buffalo Brims- Toxins will poison the Brims
Cleveland Clowns at Chicago Bearlies- Bearlies will claw the Clowns
Miami Guppies at NY Jests- Guppies will drown the Jests
St. Louis Rushless Lambs at Detroit Kitties- Kitties will shear the Rushless Lambs
NY Gnats at Philadelphia Beagles- Beagles will chew the Gnats
SF Whiners at Indianapolis Folds- Folds will prance over the Whiners
Seattle Seahags at Dallas Cowpies- Cowpies will pluck the Seahags
Oakland Traitors at San Diego Chargburgers- Charburgers will sear the Traitors
Jacksonville Jagweinies at Tennessee Tighthens- Tighthens will step on the Jagweinies
Carolina Prancers at Arizona Buzzards- Buzzards will dismember the Prancers
Minnesota Viqueen at Green Bay Packers- Packers will sissify the Viqueens
Atlanta Dirty Birds at NO Dainties- Dainties will sashay past the Dirty Birds
compliments of Dan Steinberg of the Associated Press as posted at 
The true, uncensored, uncorrected comments of mine are as follows:
a bot that is going to always inspire me like Bendy does.”
he always keep me intrigued.”
that really understands their art.”
and Bendy never lets me down!”
armed to the teeth and always there with a adult beverage when I need it.
what Bendy gave me lasted way more than four hours!
there is plenty of me to go around--
always pass Mongo and big by?
did you pick?