[Bender2]

Re: That's about the worst half... I've seen in a long time...

Well, you are not looking... hard enough!

The worse half I ever saw... was when Picksley was beating Matberry 69 to 2 the Homecoming Barney played quarterback!

Ya know, in Spain... they provide hookers at halftime!.

That may help John, George or Ringo... but I am still the pure at heart Beatle. Go Packers!

[Richard Kimball]

Pixley was close to Hooterville. Mayberry played Mount Pilot.

Off topic, but just how many double entendres were in Petticoat Junction anyway? Hooterville. An older woman running a hotel with a blonde, brunette and redhead there. A train subsidized by the government that ONLY ran from Hooterville to the hotel?