I know a lot of people who overdo it on the coffee and sugar, but they never start spouting craziness like this!
Perhaps I've lived in my part of Texas too long. Lots of Pentecostals and Pentecostal-influenced churches here. Reads to me like the usual anti-Halloween diatribe that I've been hearing since I was a kid trick-or-treating back in the mid-70s.
Well, the usual stuff plus some free-association a-historical completely unsubstantited guff about witchcraft mixed in. Something for the grannies so that they can scare the grandkids. Frankly, I was surprised that there wasn't more of an anti-Catholic attack mixed in.