Pat Robertson's Web Site Warns Against Demonic Halloween Candy

Opposing Views ^ | October 29, 2009 | Kimberly Daniels

[luvie]

LOL! I don’t care how good it is....I don’t know if I could eat a bite of it! :D

[Allegra]

TV preacher Pat Robertson’s Web site has just issued a bulletin warning Americans of the real threat we face this season: Demons may be lurking in our Halloween candy.

BEWARE THE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!

[luvie]

That reminds me...I gotta go get some of those before they’re all gone! LOL!

Pat Robertson is a twit! :D

[rabidralph]

Dang! I thought the headline said “democratic” halloween candy.

[Allegra]

A co-worker brought kitty-litter cake to a party when I worked for Dow Chemical a few years back.

It was hilarious....and delicious!

[potlatch]

That is so hilarious LJ, that I sent it out to friends and family!

-— Lol, maybe I should say, ‘former friends’!

[Salamander]

Oh yeah?

Well, then take THIS!

Go To Hell
[Alice Cooper]

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you’ve enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell
You’re something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
You’d poison a blind man’s dog and steal his cane
You’d gift wrap a leper
And mail him to your Aunt Jane
You’d even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell
You’re something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you’ve enraged
You can go to Hell

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[you ruthless pumpkin gutter, you]

:)

[Lady Jag]

Funny, those who wouldn’t eat it also couldn’t watch others eat it. On the other hand, those eating it seemed to enjoy it more because of their courage. It is yummy.

[Lady Jag]

I'll post this again because I think it's interesting psychology -

Those who wouldn’t eat it also couldn’t watch others eat it. On the other hand, those eating it seemed to enjoy it more because of their courage. It is yummy.

I would have eaten it even if the ingredients weren't known. Would you?

Just smell it first, just in case.

[luvie]

So I heard! :D

[potlatch]

[I would have eaten it even if the ingredients weren't known. Would you?]

Yes, knowing it was food I would have.
I think many ‘Mothers’ have stronger stomachs, lol. We've had to clean up many a mess so things don't bother us as much.

[pesto]

Just stole that list!

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

I’ve NEVER had a problem with divinity

see also: http://www.intentionalchocolate.com

[Allegra]

I would have eaten it even if the ingredients weren't known. Would you?

Oh, yeah...in fact, I didn't know the ingredients when I ate it at the office party. I did just as you said...gave it a little sniff.

I had two helpings. I'm a "chocoholic" and that stuff is delicious. ;-)

[TheMom]

Demons be damned!! I am eating my Reese’s peanut butter cups!

According to LuvW this is the only time of the year they are not fattening.

[luvie]

That’s right! Enjoy them! :D

[yorkie]

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[Manic_Episode]

Neccos The original candy wafer! My favorites are clove, chocolate, peppermint and the pink mint ones. The rest are ok too but ask my kids what my favorite candy is and they know it’s Neccos.

[potlatch]

[I’m a “chocoholic”]

Aren’t we all, LOL! Thanks Allegra.

[Lady Jag]

Did you also hear they went for the Tootsie Rolls before the cake?