[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

n considering legislation authorizing Congressional gold medals, the subcommittee shall apply the following stand- ards— (i) the recipient shall be a natural person;

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OK I’ll bite. WTF is a “natural person”?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Well, this guy is obviously a "natural person" - but I don't quite think that that's what they had in mind...