[bluecollarman]

Well she is
Interested In:
Women
Men
Looking For:
Friendship
Political Views:
Very Liberal
Religious Views:
Secular Jewish

Who would have ever guessed she was a liberal?

[Lockbar]

Very liberal and only kind of half-asz attractive, her lips are too thin. So I say GUILTY!!!

[GreenLanternCorps]

“Well she is
Interested In:
Women
Men
Looking For:
Friendship
Political Views:
Very Liberal
Religious Views:
Secular Jewish

Who would have ever guessed she was a liberal?”

Let’s translate, shall we?

“Interested In: Women, Men” = Will sleep with anything human, or not human...

“Looking For: Friendship” = All my friends already know I’m easy, so I need to find someone who doesn’t know that.

“Political Views: Very Liberal” = Why think, when I can just yell Obama’s name?

“Religious Views: Secular Jewish” = Gets to complain about suffering without having to devote herself to the G-d her ancestors suffered for.