Posted on 10/25/2009 7:58:02 AM PDT by Perdogg
My interest in the nfl died a couple of weeks back.
I wonder how many others are like me?
GO DALLAS!
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My dead solid perfect picks for NFL Week Seven... are as follows:
The over and under for "Protest or Boycott the NFL Until Rush is Made Commissioner" posters is 16. I'm going for the over at 22.
Manning Heavy will leave hoof prints all over the Rams.
Big Ben's defense will finally put a 1 in Brett & the Viqueens' lost column
Okay I am on the band wagon for the Pattycakes to win in Tampa, but if big will give me 60 points, I'll call it for the Bucks!
Sorry, Old Dallas Texans, the Bolts will get you back to your non-winning ways.
Okay, big, this week the underdog wins. I'm calling it for the Brown Stains over the Packer Wackers! (I could use 27 point here, too, big)
I am pulling for Allegra's Texicans to unpants the 9ers but the smell might knock out everyone in Reliant Stadium-- Take a stout face-mask, Allegra, dear!
Oakland will come out like the cock of the walk, but the Jets will set them straight with a whipping.
Nawland's Ain'ts will visit Miami for a quick snack of Cajun Blackened Phin.
Da Bears will lick their wounds from last week and eat a nice bowl of Bengal chili during their visit.
Arid Zona will will find the Jersey Jints still out of joint tonight and hand them their second loss in that many weeks.
As much as I wish the detestable Iggles/Deadskin contest could end with both teams posting to the L column Monday night, I will call it... for MacNuggets and his dog walking crew.
This week the bisexual crews are Da Dirty Byrds, Broncos, Lionesses, Jags, Seahags and the Sucking-on-Hind-Titans.
Now, my 'Boys will not have an easy night of it hosting Vick's Former Bitches but in the end, YES... I believe they will pull a win out of the hat.
As to my http://www.lflus.com/dallasdesire/ Dallas Desire... they played the LA Temptation Friday night and since none of my 'Gals are lezbos, they won 24 - 12 to stay unbeaten!
BTW since I saw this well endowed Sooner... I've become a semi-fan and they won yesterday.
Shows the power... of thinking positive!
New England shreds up Tampa Bay in Old Blighty by three touchdowns.
As I said above: "The over and under for "Protest or Boycott the NFL Until Rush is Made Commissioner" posters is 16. I'm going for the over at 22."
So that makes you number 1... with only 21 more to go for me to win the pot!
Myself as well,the way Rush was treated was shameful
My team is the Titans
Two very good reasons no for me
Thanksgiving is gonna be fun too....Oakland at Dallas.
I'm with you.
They don't want Rush? They don't want me.
Now we have 3....I am going twith the over 16 as well.
Here’s to a good game with no injuries.
What do y’all think of ex-falcon Brooking? I saw him play high school ball.
Bender...thanks for sharing the boomer sooner pic...my gawd.
Finding myself in the middle of New mexico, I’m going to have to try and pirate the Colts game off the net, god knows I don’t want to watch the patriots in london.
Okay, my dear, lets get the grieving... out of the way--
'cause my 'Boys... will have a happy Turkey Day!
Ya know, in Spain... it is called it "Take a Hooker to Lunch Day!"
How are we going to have a revolution when American men can’t even give up their football?
Or should that be... four times the fun!
Green Bay at Cleveland- Packers will grind the Clowns
San Diego at Kansas City- Bolts will strike down the Texans
Indianapolis at St. Louis- Folds will trot over the Lambs
Minnesota at Pittsburgh- Stoolers will poop on the Victims
New England at Tampa Bay- Patriots will embarrass the Tories
San Francisco at Houston- 69ers will drill the Toxins
Buffalo at Carolina- Pandas will salt the Chips
NY Jests at Oakland- Convicts will best the Jests
Atlanta at Dallas- Bender's Cowpies will pluck the Stinky Birds
Chicago at Cincinnati- Bungles will claw the Bearlies
New Orleans at Miami- Fishies will swim by the Aints
Arizona at NY Gnats- Gnats will swat the Buzzards
Philadelphia at Washington- Beagles will bury the Deadskins
Denver- Will hide in case someone notices they are undefeated
Detroit- Will celebrate actually having a winning percentage by not losing
Tennessee- Will watch footage of the 2008 Kitties to perfect their losing
Seattle- Will watch "Football Follies 2009" to see how many scenes they are in
Jacksonville- Will scout out new locations for the franchise to move to
Baltimore- Will try to figure out how the Flacco they are behind the Bungles
You heard it here...
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