When my 27 yr old son was in grade school, a black priest told my son he clapped liked a white boy. He looked at him funny and said, “ I am a white boy.” No response from the priest.
That’s fine. But the question is: “what is your 27 year old son doing in grade school?”
It’s funny how so many people missed the beginning of the sentence - “WHEN my 27 y/o son WAS in grade school...”.