[Kenny Bunk]

I must commend your true and effective charity, Parsy, in oh-so-gracefully (a) salvaging our young friend's self-esteem, and (b)marking a clear path out of the dilemma for him.

I have forwarded his case to Mr. Morris Dees. He will sue the government and jeremiah 1 will receive an all-expense paid education as an electrical engineer, (no matter what his intellectual capacity) a low-interest, no-down mortgage loan with paperwork by ACORN, and a commission as a major-general.

I became somewhat peeved in reading his screed. Do you think I might also qualify as bi-polar?

[parsifal]

Today you might. You don’t even have to be “bi”—you can just be “polar”, i.e. manic 99% of the time. And thank you for noticing the finesse I displayed in giving him an answer!

parsy, who appreciates astuteness