[JoeProBono]

[I Hate Obama]

That’s just like me except I usually always go to the refrigerator.

[EggsAckley]

I have a confession. One night about 15 years ago, I was dreaming that I was hungry and sleepwalked to the kitchen. On the counter was a half gallon plastic container of dry CAT KIBBLE. I guess I was dreaming that it was full of delicious human-munchies, and proceeded to open it up and shove a mouthful in my mouth.

It took about 15 seconds for my taste buds to recognize that THIS was NOT the munchies I wanted! I spit it out and then was fully awake, staring down at the cat food, I knew that I had been sleepwalking.

Never happened again .....(as far as I know.)

[Since 2009-07-21]

What's weird and creepy is that he sleepwalked....TO....school!

[The Comedian]

So *that's* how I ended up outside the front of the bar every Sunday morning...