Under the Lemon Laws, Microsoft is offering a special
upgrade price if you bought one of these previous versions
of Windows:
Windows Millennium Edition (ME)
Windows Vista
There is also a settlement for:
Pain and Suffering - if you had to reinstall any previous
version of Windows that became corrupted
Unlawful Loss of Life - if you have spent hours, days,
or weeks of your life that will never be recovered, repairing
any previous version of Windows.
Slavery - debugging any previous version of Windows without
compensation.
To claim these settlements, simply pay full price for
Windows 7, write directly to Microsoft with a full explanation
of how many versions of Windows you purchased that were
faulty, how many hours of forced labor you spent
debugging these systems, and what you would have preferred
investing your lifespan doing.
The Board of Microsoft welcomes these testimonials and
will consider what remedies are applicable to your situation.
Payment may be limited to coupons for Windows 8.1, which
is expected in 2013.
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