What ... married men don't write awful lyrics? OK, I admit that I don't write lyrics, awful or otherwise. But I thought that was just me....
Alternative Response:
If only LDS seminary principals were allowed to marry, and marry, and keep marrying until they were too tired to do anything at all, this never would have happened
I have posted the (almost) exact same response 3 times now today in different threads, with not a lot of vitriol coming back to me. I guess only the Catholics get it.