Houston at Cincinnati - Bungholes beat the crap out of the Texians
Detroit at Green Bay - Packers pound the Kitties
Baltimore at Minnesota - Dirty Birds claw the Victims
NY Giants at New Orleans - Aints swat the Gnats
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Stools crap all over the Brownies
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Girliemen beat the other Girliemen (yawn)
Kansas City at Washington - Deadskins come alive against the Texans
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Jagwursts grill the Rushless Lambs
Arizona at Seattle - Seahags pluck the Buzzards
Philadelphia at Oakland - Beagles poop all over the Traitors
Tennessee at New England - Patriots drill the Oilers
Buffalo at NY Jets - Chips shoot down the Jests
Chicago at Atlanta - Flakins dive-bomb the Bearlies
Denver at San Diego - Bolts kick the Donkeys
Dallas - 'pies will play to the level of their competition and fail to score despite no opposition
Indianapolis - New irritating Peyton Manning commercials will debut next weekend
Miami - 'phins will tan at the beach
San Francisco - 'niners will participate in gay-day activities
You can pick your brand of beer, your brand of hooch, your brand of cigars and your best pards.
You can pick your girlfriends. Even pick your... 
Eh, well to know the correct picks for NFL Weekend #6, they are as follows:
It is going to be a close thing in Cincy, but Allegra's Texicans... 
will come through for her with a win.
Now, big's Packer Wackers will find themselves thinking about the return of Brett to Lambeau on November 1st as they consider the lowly Lions and Brown Stains are of no importance, but I am here telling y'all, the Lions will win.
And louder than the howls of Detroit fans... 
will be the ear shattering, high pitched whine of Vince Lambardi spinning in his grave!
Speaking of Brett, he will get a comeuppance by Da Dirty Bryds. The Viqueens are good with Farve at the throttle, but not unbeatable.
Another unbeaten team is the Lousyana Ain'ts and they host the undefeated Jersey Jints, better known in these quarters as Manning Lite. There will be no joy in Jerseytown as me thinks the breeze in the Super Dome will float Drew Brees past Peyton's kid sister for a 5 - 0 record.
Big Ben will find he had a brown stain in his unmentionables this weekend... 
and he even plays the Cleveland Browns. He will clean himself up in time to get an easy win at Heinze 57 Field. BTW John eFing's main squeeze 'n packcheck must have named it in honor of all the states Obama visited in the campaign
Carolina will smoke more than a Have-A-Tampa in Tampa Bay.
My Old Dallas Texans, now residing in KC, will end their goose egg streak over Allegra's #2. Yes, you cannot beat a dead horse, but you can make a good living by keeping on beating on a dead Deadskin.
Jacksonville get a semi-bye this week but they have to eat barbecued Ram haunch for lunch.
I wanted a little Ram haunch myself... 
but Sharpton, The Reverend and Jane Skinner's hubby had me thrown out of the restaurant!
Arid Zona will feast on fried Seahag for a mid-afternoon snack.
The Iggles play in Oakland. The Raiders may or may not show up. It doesn't really matter as they will not win.
The Old Houston Earlers limp North to New England and, big, I'm calling this my Upset Special. Tennessee cannot be that bad and they will show it bybushwhacking your Pattycakes.
The Jets will hang old TO out to dry and when the check comes due, the Bills will be washing more than dishes.
Da Bear will Cutter a rug over Vick's Former Bitches.
The Orange Slush will run downhill from mile high Denver all the way to the Left Coast and short out the Bolts on Monday Night.
My 'Boys will not allow a point to be scored on them this week! And I'll back it up by putting my money... 
where my mouth is!!!!
The word on the street is that Manning Heavy and all of Bill's Phins are attending a free lunch & Gay Pride All-Nude Rodeo in Frisco today. Da Singletary will not only give the keynote address, he will drop his pants and sing for his supper.
Meanwhile... 
back at the bar--
Yes, Babe... 
your eyes are your best... 
two assets!
Film... 
at 11!