Posted on 10/17/2009 8:27:11 AM PDT by JoeProBono
German police are investigating a chilli sauce to determine whether it was so spicy that it was capable of causing grievous bodily harm when used in an attack. Police took a sample of the sauce from a kebab stand in Bremen's central train station after a kebab salesman threw it into the eyes of a customer during a fight over napkins.
"Legally, the question of whether the spiciness of the kebab sauce constituted 'normal' or grievous bodily harm must be addressed," local police in the northern city said on Friday.
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Assault Sauce should be banned.
A really good Indian hot sauce (curry) will dissolve the tiles on the underside of a space shuttle and/or burrow its way through the earth to China, like a reactor gone mad. Clearly, it’s a serious and deadly offensive weapon when placed in the wrong hands.
Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero should come with a surgeon generals warning.
Oh, come on. How wimpy are people of the world becoming? A bunch of Neanderthals could wipe us out in a heart beat using nothing but spears and clubs. At least they could wipe out most of those on the left.
Only if it comes in an assault bottle, taller than 2.1 inches and with a handle, used for throwing.
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